McLaren crushes rivals in Canadian Grand Prix raft race!

After countless years of hardship and struggle, it was an emotional return to the winner's circle for McLaren yesterday... well, sort of.

Formula 1's raft race, an event which was a fixture in Montreal for many years, was revived this year, much to the pleasure of the teams and fans.

A host of teams - less Ferrari, Mercedes and Force India - fabricated their craft from scrap and set sail for a nail-biting, paddle-powered regatta across the river and back.

Helped by the presence on-board of Olympic rowing medalist Tom Stallard, the McLaren crew took a dominant win.

The triumph enticed many to ask McLaren race director Eric Boullier if Fernando Alonso will now be staying at the Woking-based outfit in 2018, the Spaniard having said that his staying was conditional on McLaren winning by September.

"Yes, we won. Fernando now has to stay...", said the Frenchman.